Jesus walked on water. George Washington couldn’t tell a lie. Davey Crockett killed his first bear when he was only three. Kim Jong Un played an 18 hole round of golf with a score of 17. And Jason Arday did all of the above and then some. Well, except that, unlike Washington, he could tell a lie.

Jesus was crucified. In the Jason Arday case the official cause of death has been listed as ridicule. As is well known, certain afflictions are almost exclusively race-specific. For blacks they include sickle cell anaemia and death by ridicule. Though for the latter, autism, apparently, can be a contributing factor.

The Jason Arday saga has split the ever-opining public, on both sides of the Atlantic, into pro and con, a.k.a. left and right, a.k.a. woke and un-. On this one I’m keeping my powder dry. Sorry. Not the best metaphor. But I was in a hurry this morning.

Categories: Humour

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