I have a colleague – okay, he was a colleague, but neither of us works there anymore – who believes that nothing is what it seems. Well no, because if nothing is what it seems, that would have to include that nothing is what it seems. So he must think that at least some things are what they seem, but he believes he’s uniquely qualified to know which are and which are not. So, for example, 9/11, he’s convinced, was a false flag operation, as apparently was October 7th. In fact whatever happens in the world, no matter how seemingly unrelated – global warming, Covid, the Taylor Swift phenomenon – we can be sure that yes indeed, the Jews are behind it.
Tony’s proof for all this – oops, I don’t mean Tony, I mean this ex-colleague, whose name is definitely not Tony – is that since the Jews could be behind it, and since there’s no proof they aren’t, clearly they are. And anyone, like me, who raises doubts about this is either a Jew himself, which I am, or is being put up to this gaslighting by … by the Jews of course.
True, this is what philosophers of science call a non-falsifiable hypothesis. But to say something is non-falsifiable is not to say it’s false. In fact the truth may very well be non-falsifiable – modus ponens, for example – precisely because it’s true. Quad erat demonstrandum, which, by the way, is Yiddish for “You’re right, it’s the Jews!”
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Paulosophical Vimplications 
For a scientist to say a hypothesis is non-falsifiable says only that it isn’t scientific. But then not all scientists are Jews. Or are they, in disguise? In hoc signo vinces. In Yiddish that says “We got all the science jobs.”
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