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I'm a philosophy professor at the University of Lethbridge in Southern Alberta, Canada. I specialize in philosophy of war, game theory, contractarianism, and theodicy (the Problem of Evil). I am bald, fat, and ugly, but my wife loves me, so I don't care.

• A MODEST WORRY AND A MODEST PROPOSAL

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 0 )

  Living next to the American juggernaut puts Canadians in an ambiguous position. It’s not that we’re worried that the current American drift towards fascism is going to spill over the border. Not all, but I think enough Canadians find the… Read More ›

• CAN UNSOLICITED POETRY BE SEXUAL ASSAULT?

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 0 )

  I have no problem with your sexual orientation provided you stop calling it that. You say you’re not attracted to women. Well, I’m not attracted to most of them either. And of the ones I am attracted to, the last… Read More ›

• THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 0 )

  We all have things we’re better off not knowing. I don’t want to know how my meat gets from field to supermarket. Others don’t want to know just how fair Fair Trade coffee really isn’t. And I’m betting you don’t… Read More ›

• TRUMP, VOLTAIRE, AND EDMUND BURKE

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 0 )

  In real estate it all comes down to location, location, location. In comedy it’s all about timing. Put the two together and that’s all that can be said about one’s own take on the world. From the here and now,… Read More ›

• AN ALIEN PERSPECTIVE

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 0 )

  Three score and eight years ago I landed on this planet, but I think it might have been from another one. I say this because I understand so little of why humans think as they do, and they seem to… Read More ›

• THINGS THAT DON’T BEAR THINKING ABOUT

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 0 )

  There are certain thought experiments that ought not to be performed. Here’s one: Does the visceral reaction we all have about the Shoah – and by ‘all’ I mean we Jews and you Gentiles alike – have a best-before date?… Read More ›

• THE TRUE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 0 )

  Once upon a time – or outside of it, if we’re to have it Boethius’ way – having nothing else to do, God decided to conjure in His mind all the worlds He could bring into being were He so… Read More ›

• THE PERILS OF PATTER

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 1 )

  Given the number of times a politician’s heart goes out to the families of this tragedy or of that, one wonders whether it ever stays home. This kind of patter isn’t as innocent as it might appear. It’s not that… Read More ›

• IT WAS ALL FAKE!

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 0 )

  I knew it was bound to happen, but I was floored by the speed with which it did. Even before the last of the boys and their coach emerged safely from the cave – indeed even before the rescue operation… Read More ›

• RAISING AWARENESS ABOUT PAASD

  By paulosophicalvimplications on July 31, 2018 • ( 0 )

  There’s yet to be a scientific consensus on the frequency of alien abduction. But there’s already data indicating that the frequency of reports of alien abduction – as evidenced by the number of confirmed cases of Post-Alien Abduction Stress Disorder… Read More ›