Funny way to start, but there’s method to my madness. “Mommy, why is it raining?” Because God’s crying. “Why is God crying?” Because He’s sad. “Why is God sad?” It must be something you did. Well that, at any rate,… Read More ›
Napoleon
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
I have a theory – I won’t bore you with the details – according to which I am Napoleon Bonaparte. And since I have no recollection of having abdicated, that makes me the Emperor of France. Why am I not… Read More ›
AN OLD SOLDIER REMEMBERS
I was born in 1732, became a soldier at sixteen, fought in my country’s wars, lost an eye in one and an arm in another. So I was already an old man – too old for the battlefield – when… Read More ›
